great friday.

Soo i have to babysit 4 kids from hell for 5 and a half hours tonight

ughh i just want to sleep.


A man’s biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.

(via liinndseyy)


LOL. i hate everyone.


(via ephemerical)




The awkward moment when preschool kids have a more successful love life than you.


Your car is Japanese. Your Vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are American. Your Beers are German. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Your numbers -Arabic, your letters -Latin. And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant? Reblog if you’re against racism.